diff --git a/bloat.go b/bloat.go
index c04b2ac..e89675f 100644
--- a/bloat.go
+++ b/bloat.go
@@ -14,44 +14,3 @@
 // OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
 
 package main
-
-import (
-	"fmt"
-	"time"
-
-	"humungus.tedunangst.com/r/webs/junk"
-)
-
-func updateMe() {
-	var user *WhatAbout
-	somenumberedusers.Get(1, &user)
-	dt := time.Now().UTC().Format(time.RFC3339)
-	j := junk.New()
-	j["@context"] = itiswhatitis
-	j["id"] = fmt.Sprintf("%s/upme/%s/%d", user.URL, user.Name, time.Now().Unix())
-	j["actor"] = user.URL
-	j["published"] = dt
-	j["to"] = []string{thewholeworld, user.URL + "/followers"}
-	j["type"] = "Update"
-	jo := junkuser(user)
-	j["object"] = jo
-
-	msg := j.ToBytes()
-
-	rcpts := make(map[string]bool)
-	for _, f := range getdubs(user.ID) {
-		if f.XID == user.URL {
-			continue
-		}
-		var box *Box
-		boxofboxes.Get(f.XID, &box)
-		if box != nil && box.Shared != "" {
-			rcpts["%"+box.Shared] = true
-		} else {
-			rcpts[f.XID] = true
-		}
-	}
-	for a := range rcpts {
-		deliverate(0, user.ID, a, msg)
-	}
-}