memes

fun.go

@@ -23,6 +23,7 @@ import (
 	"html/template"
 	"log"
 	"net/http"
+	"os"
 	"regexp"
 	"strings"
 	"sync"
@@ -182,6 +183,44 @@ func herdofemus(noise string) []Emu {
 	return emus
 }
 
+var re_memes = regexp.MustCompile("meme: ?([[:alnum:]_.-]+)")
+
+func memetics(noise string) []*Donk {
+	var donks []*Donk
+	m := re_memes.FindAllString(noise, -1)
+	for _, x := range m {
+		name := x[5:]
+		if name[0] == ' ' {
+			name = name[1:]
+		}
+		fd, err := os.Open("memes/" + name)
+		if err != nil {
+			log.Printf("no meme for %s", name)
+			continue
+		}
+		var peek [512]byte
+		n, _ := fd.Read(peek[:])
+		ct := http.DetectContentType(peek[:n])
+		fd.Close()
+
+		url := fmt.Sprintf("https://%s/meme/%s", serverName, name)
+		res, err := stmtSaveFile.Exec("", name, url, ct, 0, "")
+		if err != nil {
+			log.Printf("error saving meme: %s", err)
+			continue
+		}
+		var d Donk
+		d.FileID, _ = res.LastInsertId()
+		d.XID = ""
+		d.Name = name
+		d.Media = ct
+		d.URL = url
+		d.Local = false
+		donks = append(donks, &d)
+	}
+	return donks
+}
+
 var re_bolder = regexp.MustCompile(`(^|\W)\*\*([\w\s,.!?'-]+)\*\*($|\W)`)
 var re_italicer = regexp.MustCompile(`(^|\W)\*([\w\s,.!?'-]+)\*($|\W)`)
 var re_bigcoder = regexp.MustCompile("```\n?((?s:.*?))\n?```\n?")

honk.go

@@ -183,8 +183,8 @@ func showrss(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
 	for _, honk := range honks {
 		desc := string(honk.HTML)
 		for _, d := range honk.Donks {
-			desc += fmt.Sprintf(`<p><a href="%sd/%s">Attachment: %s</a>`,
-				base, d.XID, html.EscapeString(d.Name))
+			desc += fmt.Sprintf(`<p><a href="%s">Attachment: %s</a>`,
+				d.URL, html.EscapeString(d.Name))
 		}
 
 		feed.Items = append(feed.Items, &rss.Item{
@@ -919,6 +919,7 @@ func savehonk(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
 			honk.Donks = append(honk.Donks, donk)
 		}
 	}
+	honk.Donks = append(honk.Donks, memetics(honk.Noise)...)
 
 	aud := strings.Join(honk.Audience, " ")
 	whofore := 2
@@ -1210,6 +1211,11 @@ func serveemu(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
 	w.Header().Set("Cache-Control", "max-age="+somedays())
 	http.ServeFile(w, r, "emus/"+xid)
 }
+func servememe(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
+	xid := mux.Vars(r)["xid"]
+	w.Header().Set("Cache-Control", "max-age="+somedays())
+	http.ServeFile(w, r, "memes/"+xid)
+}
 
 func servefile(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
 	xid := mux.Vars(r)["xid"]
@@ -1278,7 +1284,8 @@ func serve() {
 	getters.HandleFunc("/a", avatate)
 	getters.HandleFunc("/t", showconvoy)
 	getters.HandleFunc("/d/{xid:[[:alnum:].]+}", servefile)
-	getters.HandleFunc("/emu/{xid:[[:alnum:]_.]+}", serveemu)
+	getters.HandleFunc("/emu/{xid:[[:alnum:]_.-]+}", serveemu)
+	getters.HandleFunc("/meme/{xid:[[:alnum:]_.-]+}", servememe)
 	getters.HandleFunc("/.well-known/webfinger", fingerlicker)
 
 	getters.HandleFunc("/style.css", servecss)

views/honk.html

@@ -31,7 +31,15 @@ convoy: <a href="/t?c={{ .Convoy }}">{{ .Convoy }}</a>
 <p><a href="/d/{{ .XID }}"><img src="/d/{{ .XID }}" title="{{ .URL }}"></a>
 {{ end }}
 {{ else }}
+{{ if .XID }}
 <p><a href="{{ .URL }}">External Attachment: {{ .Name }}</a>
+{{ else }}
+{{ if eq .Media "video/mp4" }}
+<p><a href="{{ .URL }}"><video controls src="{{ .URL }}">{{ .Name }}</video></a>
+{{ else }}
+<p><a href="{{ .URL }}"><img src="{{ .URL }}" title="{{ .Name }}"></a>
+{{ end }}
+{{ end }}
 {{ end }}
 {{ end }}
 </div>