diff --git a/bloat.go b/bloat.go
index e89675f..c04b2ac 100644
--- a/bloat.go
+++ b/bloat.go
@@ -14,3 +14,44 @@
 // OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
 
 package main
+
+import (
+	"fmt"
+	"time"
+
+	"humungus.tedunangst.com/r/webs/junk"
+)
+
+func updateMe() {
+	var user *WhatAbout
+	somenumberedusers.Get(1, &user)
+	dt := time.Now().UTC().Format(time.RFC3339)
+	j := junk.New()
+	j["@context"] = itiswhatitis
+	j["id"] = fmt.Sprintf("%s/upme/%s/%d", user.URL, user.Name, time.Now().Unix())
+	j["actor"] = user.URL
+	j["published"] = dt
+	j["to"] = []string{thewholeworld, user.URL + "/followers"}
+	j["type"] = "Update"
+	jo := junkuser(user)
+	j["object"] = jo
+
+	msg := j.ToBytes()
+
+	rcpts := make(map[string]bool)
+	for _, f := range getdubs(user.ID) {
+		if f.XID == user.URL {
+			continue
+		}
+		var box *Box
+		boxofboxes.Get(f.XID, &box)
+		if box != nil && box.Shared != "" {
+			rcpts["%"+box.Shared] = true
+		} else {
+			rcpts[f.XID] = true
+		}
+	}
+	for a := range rcpts {
+		deliverate(0, user.ID, a, msg)
+	}
+}