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    <div class="slides">
      <section>
        <section data-markdown>
-            # About me * Dirk Nederveen,
-            [@dirk@blog.ndrvn.nl](https://blog.ndrvn.nl/u/dirk) * Husband,
-            father of 3, Streaming Engineer (QA) @Jet-Stream * Interests: -
-            Theology - Neurospychology - Reading - Beer brewing
+          # About me
+
+          * Dirk Nederveen, [@dirk@blog.ndrvn.nl](https://blog.ndrvn.nl/u/dirk)
+          * Husband, father of 3, Streaming Engineer (QA) @Jet-Stream
+          * Interests:
+            - Theology
+            - Neurospychology
+            - Reading
+            - Beer brewing
        </section>
      </section>

-        <!-- <section id="toc">
-        <h1>TOC</h1>
-        <ol style="list-style: lower-roman;">
-          <li><a href="#/deployment-anxiety-disorder">Deployment Anxiety Disorder</a></li>
-          <li><a href="#/feedback-latency">Feedback latency</a></li>
-        </ol>
-      </section> -->
+      <section data-markdown="" id="bluf">
+        # Why can't we deploy this today?
+      </section>

-        <section id="deployment-anxiety-disorder">
      <section>
-            <em> Please raise your hand if you ever... </em>
-
-            <ul>
-              <li class="fragment">
-                deployed code that you didn't trust
-                <span class="fragment"
-                  >with a service disruption as a consequence 😱💥</span
-                >
-              </li>
-              <li class="fragment">
-                deployed code that you <em>did</em> trust
-                <span class="fragment">that did boom anyway 😱💥</span>
-              </li>
-              <li class="fragment">
-                worked with an acceptance/staging environment
-                <span class="fragment">and production still did boom 😱💥</span>
-              </li>
-              <li class="fragment">
-                held off a deployment on a Friday, to avoid '😱💥'
-              </li>
-              <li class="fragment">... on a Thursday</li>
-            </ul>
-          </section>
-
        <section data-markdown>
-            # Deployment Anxiety Disorder *A troublesome fear that prod go 💥.
-            Symptoms may include:* - excessive or insufficient release planning
-            - difficulty to perform updates - panic attacks - CYA strategies -
-            entertaining thoughts about working at Hornbach
+          # The story of a bug
+
+          Starring:
+          - 🦹🏻‍♂️ Customer
+          - 🦸🏼‍♂️ Support Hero
+          - 🧑‍💼 Product Owner
+          - 👩🏾‍💻 Sr. Dev
+          - 👷🏻‍♂️ Jr. Dev
+          - 👩🏼‍🚒 System Operator
        </section>
        <section data-markdown>
-            # Stress hormones * natural response to stress * acute stress:
-            adrenaline - fight-or-flight response - prepares your body for
-            action * prolonged stress: cortisol - freeze response - restlessness
-            - anxiety disorders, depression * mortal enemy AND big ally - big
-            ally if you learn to regulate the body response to stress hormones
+          - 🦹🏻‍♂️ Customer calls with a question about sending an invoice on Monday 1 May, 🦸🏼‍♂️ Support Hero logs ticket BS-1234 in
+          Jira
+          - 🧑‍💼 Product Owner, 👩🏾‍💻 Sr. Dev and 🦸🏼‍♂️ Support Hero have triage meeting on Thursday 4 May, bug confirmed, priority
+          'Highest'
+          - 🧑‍💼 Product Owner and 👩🏾‍💻 Sr. Dev have backlog grooming meeting on Friday 5 May
+          - Team has Sprint Planning meeting on Monday 8 May, commit to BS-1234 for 2 Story Points
+
+          👇
+        </section>
+        <section data-markdown>
+          - 👷🏻‍♂️ Jr. Dev picks up BS-1234, needs clarification and sends 🦹🏻‍♂️ Customer an email on Wednesday 10 May
+          - 🦹🏻‍♂️ Customer responds Thursday 11 May, 16:00
+          - 👷🏻‍♂️ Jr. Dev starts implementation on Monday 15 May, opens PR #2345 in GitHub
+          - 👩🏾‍💻 Sr. Dev responds to PR #2345 on Tuesday 16 May 16:00, needs improvement
+
+          👇
+        </section>
+        <section data-markdown>
+          - 👷🏻‍♂️ Jr. Dev processes feedback on Thursday 18 May, 10:00
+          - 👩🏾‍💻 Sr. Dev merges PR #2345 on Thursday 18 May 🎉
+          - 👩🏼‍🚒 System Operator prepares release after Sprint end, and deploys update on Tuesday, 23 May
+        </section>
      </section>

-          <section
-            data-markdown
-            style="font-family: 'Comic Sans', 'Comic Neue'"
-          >
-            # Regulation 🏗️ * Respond to stress hormones for your benefit - from
-            *fight* to *take control* - from *flight* to *take a break* - from
-            *freeze* to *accept* * Apply brakes * Build trust * Control emotions
+      <section>
+        <section data-markdown="">
+          # Value stream mapping
+
+          - How the *value* flows through an organisation
+          - *Who* holds responsibility
        </section>

-          <section
-            data-markdown
-            style="font-family: 'Comic Sans', 'Comic Neue'"
-          >
-            # Emotional regulation in software delivery 🏗️🏗️ * Apply brakes -
-            Commit to an *acceptable* workload - Communicate about your needs *
-            Build trust - Deliver quality software
+        <section data-markdown="">
+          * Delays in process
+            - Closed Sprint
+            - Asynchronous PR review
+            - Separate release team
+          * Hand-offs:
+            - 🦸🏼‍♂️ Support Hero ➡️ Dev Team
+            - 👷🏻‍♂️ Jr. Dev ➡️ 👩🏾‍💻 Sr. Dev
+            - Dev Team ➡️ 👩🏼‍🚒 System Operator
+        </section>
+
+        <section data-markdown="">
+          # What to do this Monday?
+
+          * Sketch how a 1-hour bug streams through your org
+            - Discovery
+            - Selection/prioritisation
+            - Implementation
+            - Verification
+            - To production
+        </section>
+      </section>
+
+      <section>
+        <section data-markdown="">
+          # Processes are there for a reason!
+
+          but whom do they benefit?
+        </section>
+
+        <section data-markdown="">
+          # Closed sprint
        </section>
      </section>

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        <h1>Continuous delivery</h1>

        <div style="width: 80%; float: left" data-markdown="">
-            * Build quality in * Work in small batches * Computers perform
-            repetitive tasks, people solve problems * Relentlessly pursue
-            continuous improvement * Everyone is responsible
+          * Build quality in
+          * Work in small batches
+          * Computers perform repetitive tasks, people solve problems
+          * Relentlessly pursue continuous improvement
+          * Everyone is responsible
        </div>

        <div style="float: right; width: 20%; height: 8em">
          <a href="https://www.bol.com/nl/nl/p/accelerate/9200000080652224">
-              <img src="accelerate.jpg" style="height: 50%" /> </a
-            ><br />
-            <a
-              href="https://www.informit.com/store/continuous-delivery-reliable-software-releases-through-9780321770424?ranMID=24808"
-            >
-              <img src="cd-book.png" style="height: 50%" />
+            <img src="accelerate.jpg" style="height: 50%;">
+          </a><br>
+          <a href="https://www.informit.com/store/continuous-delivery-reliable-software-releases-through-9780321770424?ranMID=24808">
+            <img src="cd-book.png" style="height: 50%;">
          </a>
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      </section>

-        <section>
-          <section data-markdown>
-            # Value stream mapping How does the value stream through the
-            organisation? 👇
-          </section>
-          <section data-markdown>
-            - Customer calls with a question about sending an invoice on Monday
-            1 May, Support Hero logs ticket BS-1234 in Jira - Product Owner,
-            Tech Lead and Support Hero have triage meeting on Thursday 4 May,
-            bug confirmed, priority 'Highest' - Product Owner and Tech Lead have
-            backlog grooming meeting on Friday 5 May - Team has Sprint Planning
-            meeting on Monday 8 May, commit to BS-1234 for 2 Story Points 👇
-          </section>
-          <section data-markdown>
-            - Jr. Dev picks up BS-1234, needs clarification and sends Customer
-            an email on Wednesday 10 May - Customer responds Thursday 11 May,
-            16:00 - Jr. Dev starts implementation on Monday 15 May, opens PR
-            #2345 in GitHub - Sr. Dev responds to PR #2345 on Tuesday 16 May
-            16:00, needs improvement 👇
-          </section>
-          <section data-markdown>
-            - Jr. Dev processes feedback on Thursday 18 May, 10:00 - Sr. Dev
-            merges PR #2345 on Thursday 18 May 🎉 - Operations Team prepares
-            release after Sprint end, and deploys update on Tuesday, 23 May
-          </section>
-
-          <section data-markdown="">
-            Why is this process slow? * Closed Sprint (1 week) * Hand-offs: -
-            Support Hero ➡️ Tech Team - Jr. Dev ➡️ Sr. Dev - Dev Team ➡️ Ops
-            team * Delays in process - Asynchronous PR review - Separate release
-            team
-          </section>
-
-          <section data-markdown="">
-            # What to do this Monday? * Draw the value stream in your org *
-          </section>
-        </section>
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